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愚人笑话|Joke: Spam I Am

来源:www.yjwzd.com 2024-06-13
My name is Spam.
Spam I Am.
I have some stuff I'd like to sell.
Take a look! It's really swell1!
I do not want your worthless spam.
I do not want it, Spam I Am.
Spam I Am:
$500 software that really rocks!
Just 20 bucks2--still in the box!
You are really full of bunk3.
I do not want your bootleg junk!
I do not want your worthless Spam.
I do not want it Spam I Am.
Spam I Am:
How about some fast cash?
Fifty Thousand in a flash!!!
How stupid do you think I am?
I won't join your shady scam.
You are a sucker, you silly gitch.
If it worked, we'd all be rich!
I do not want your worthless spam.
I do not want it Spam I Am.
Spam I Am:
Check out this great idea of mine!
For Web Hosting and Design!
I went to your site; it really sucks!
For this you're charging lots of bucks?
You could at least learn to spell.
Why don't you just go to hell.
I do not want your worthless spam.
I do not want it Spam I Am.
Don't pretend your ads are new.
You insult us when you do.
I won't buy your worthless stocks.
Our heads are not full of rocks
STOP it Spam. Enough's enough.
I do not want your trashy stuff!
I do not want your damn spam!
I do not want it Spam I Am!


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